86400 seconds in a day

I hope I have pictures to post up soon.
My hands are itching to hold the camera.
Summary of this week:
- I screwed up my Chinese test.
- Didn't do that bad for Geography.
- Just took Science... should be dead soon.
- Maths test tomorrow.
- 2.4 Napfa on Friday.

HOW FUN IS THAT. And this weekend'll be
spent studying and burying my head in mountains
of books. (:
SO. Due to lack of things to post up here...

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse.
Shortly after this started, she told him she was pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a large sum
of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

“But how will I let you know the baby is born?” she asked.

He replied, “Just send me a postcard and
write ’spaghetti’ on the back.”

Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money
and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day
the doctor’s wife called him at the office and
explained, “Dear, you received a very strange postcard
in the mail today and I don’t understand what it means.”

The doctor said, “Just wait until I get home
and read it and I will explain it to you.”

Later that evening the doctor came home,
read the postcard, fell to the floor with a
heart attack – and died.

So the wife picked up the cord and read, “Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti – two with
sausage and meatballs, two without.”

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